spanish and italian:So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk (also the beginning of words change according to context but there are about 20 different ways of doing this, SO EVEN IF YOU'RE FLUENT, GOOD LUCK FIGURING OUT HOW THEY CHANGE AND WHEN MOTHERF*CKER)
chinese:here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic:so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin:here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language:If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
Se la felicità è dietro l’angolo, la mia vita è un cerchio. - Charlie Brown (via limoniamezzanotte)
(via inutrimentiterrestri)
Belle/Lacey:I want to be with you. We can be together forever.
*Music plays 'Rumplestiltskin In Love'*
Me:*Cries internally*
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
(via traeumerin)
printers are awful
it’s 2013 so
- why do they still make so much noise
- why are they so pushy and impatient
- why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
- why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing
That fourth point tho
why do they still exist
(Source: bartowski)
